This play is loosely translated off of a Shakespeare play, much ado about nothing. The wolves are trying to get Eewan and Rainbowsun together. Cheetah is going to marry Neko.

Characters: Mist Song as Don Pedro(even though she’s a chick)- golden wolf with fur growing lighter as it reaches her belly.

Eewan as Benedict- German Shepherd fur

Rainbowsun as Beatrice- White with orange spots

Metalica as Leonato- robot

Neko as Hero- short tailed chestnut dog

Cheetah as Claudio- blue with black cheetah spots

Prairie as Ursula: Blue with yellow scars

Nikik as Margaret- White with brown spots on her back

(Enter Eewan. He is is a maze-like garden. A fountain is in the center.)

Eewan: I cannot see how a man has sworn to never love, yet he is now to be married. He has laughed at fools of love’s court, yet now he swear it himself. A fool I must be, so they say. Well! I am not such a fool to be in love, or ever, or now. One she-wolf is beautiful, but I am not in love. Another is funny, but I am not in love. Yet another is kind, yet still I am not in love. All is the same to the oyster, as it is to me. No woman shall capture MY heart. (Enter Mist Song, Metalica, and Cheetah. Eewan hides.) Ah, Hear is the prince, the geezer, and Monsieur Love. I shall listen in.

Mist Song: *grins* Have you seen where Eewan has hidden himself?

Metalica: Indeed. Now quickly, while he steadies a chair, let us plot. (They crowd around and whisper.)

(Eewan notices a chair nearby and desperately tries to make it stay standing. After about 3 attempts, he finally gets it and climbs into it.)

Metalica: *loudly* Are you sure, good Cheetah, what you heard? That our dear Rainbowsun is in love with Eewan?

(Eewan’s chair falls as he jumps in it. He hurriedly stands up as the others look at the hedge he is hiding behind, look at each other, and smirk.)

Cheetah: *loudly* I heard it from Hero herself. She says that she will die er she tell him, she will die er he hate her, and she will die er he woo her.

Eewan: *awestruck* Is this true..?

Mist Song: Indeed, I believe it meself. I hardly agree, though, that she will ever tell him, because he will taunt her, and hate her, and- *grins, louder* he IS a pig, as we all agree.

Eewan: HA!!!!!!! *they look at his hedge* Caw-caw, caw-caw!!!!

Metalica: Come lads, to dinner! *whispers* Let us send Beatrice to call him to dinner. If he doesn’t love her now, then I’ll eat my collar! *they leave*

Eewan: *comes out, looking dazed* Was it a dream? Love me? What? Can it be true? Now, I believe that Cheetah is not the only wolf that will break the no mate vow. I cannot believe I was such a jerk to her. Well, I will say now, that I am a changed wolf. I will not scorn upon her, nor tease, nor fight. She is different to me. I made that vow because I was once a fool, but now, I shall woo her, when the time is right. Ah, hear she comes. By this day, she is perfect.

(Enter Rainbowsun.)

Rainbowsun: Against my will, I bid you to dinner.

Eewan: Well, my thanks for you in your pains.

Rainbowsun: I took no pains in coming as you took no pains thanking me.

Eewan: Oh, so you enjoyed coming?

Rainbowsun: Yes, as much as you would enjoyed cutting yourself with a knife.

Eewan: *to himself* Wanna bet?

Rainbowsun: *after waiting for him to respond* You have no stomach, Eewan, nor willingness to argue. Fare well. *exits*

Eewan: There’s a double meaning in that. *exits*

(Enter Prarie, Nikik, and Neko)

Neko: Quick, Nikik, tell Beatrice that we are gossiping about her. She MUST hear this. *Nikik exits*

(enter Rainbowsun. She hides)

Neko: It is true, Prairie!!! I swear it!

Prairie: *laughs* There is no way Eewan loves Rainbowsun!

Rainbowsun: *stares, jaw gaping, murmurs* Allow me to pick my jaw up off the floor and I will listen even more intensly.

Neko: He told Cheetah, Cheetah told me! I swear it’s true!

Prairie: Well, we can expect nothing but the truth from Cheetah. As it is, neice, shall we tell Rainbowsun?

Neko: No, no, I will go to Eewan and tell him to fight against this love of his.

Prairie: Don’t wrong your cousin as in this way!!

Neko: Nay, she will hurt him. *they exit slowly, whispers* We’ve netted her! She’ll go mad!

Prairie: *whispers* Oh, I think Eewan’s already done that!!! *they exit*

Rainbowsun: I.. I never thought this would happen. I feel love for Eewan! Oh, I never would have thought I would love, but….. Now I see why he would not fight me, nor insult. I was a pig, a swine to rot in the mud! I shall confess to him, I swear it!!! *exits quickly*

(enter everyone but Rainbowsun and Eewan)

Mist Song: There they go!! Ha! Did I not tell you that it would work?! You shall all give me one coin!

Cheetah: How about a Pockey stick instead?

Mist Song: That’ll work, but I still won the bet!!! *all exit*